Wow. Wipe my face with urine soaked cotton balls? WOW. I can't wait to use these little remedy tidbits on unsuspecting acquaintances. I'm all for a dry delivery and even an embellishment or two. "What? I do it. Seriously, you should try it." I LOVE to see them squirm :)

If I drank three cups of my own urine a day, I'd be skinny as hell because I would be throwing up 3 times a day.

So, I'm not down with any use for urine besides flushing. Just so ya know -- if you expect more from me, we can no longer be friends. I don't even want to think about a colon cleanse, but now I have and all I can think is why?? Why does one want to poop any more than necessary???

I think if I was prescribed to drink pee to clear up acne. I would chose acne. Gross!

Add to the list the neti pot. I'm all for salt water gargle, but I'd rather be stuffy for a while than irrigate my sinuses with a mini teapot.

I am really ashamed to admit that my proverbial ears perked up when you mentioned a cure for acne, even though it involved drinking urine. I got off my birth control 5 months ago, and am constantly covered in acne that is soooo much worse than it ever was when I was in high school. Of course, it didn't last long. Drink my own pee? I think not.

Thanks so much for the follow...here to return the favor! :)

I watched Dr. Oz yesterday (I normally don't watch any adult shows, but had the chance.) and they were talking about things like this. I agree w/ the whole urine thing! Honestly, as much as I LOVE Dr. Pepper too, my body could really benefit from a colon cleanse. Will it ever happen? Probably not!! Thanks for visiting my place and for the comment! I'm following you now too!! See you over at FFF at MBC.

There is just no way that I could drink or use my own urine for any purposes, medicinal or not. It's just way too gross for me!

It's so much easier to make these kinds of confessions to strangers, especially strangers you don't have to look in the eye. So here goes: IF you really wanted to clear up that there fungus, you COULD just pee on your feet in the shower in the mornings (mornings are best as the pee is more concentrated) and it will PROBABLY clear up in about 10 days. Not that I'm speaking from experience now oh no sirree. But the steam from the shower helps open your pores and really get that pee in there, you know. I read somewhere that a lot of those uber-expensive face creams contain urea - 1 guess as to what that is!

A few things to say other than "seriously?", at least your kids wouldn't be drinking your toe fungus pee like mine would be. The second thought is really? you are focusing on wrapping your face in pee rather than the thought of drinking it? and finally, consider a LOT more dr. Peppers, maybe you will get a mini colon-cleanse that way! Oh, and have you considered peeing in the shower? maybe that will help. hee hee

Um, yeah, I am with you on this one. As much as I hate fungus, I am not soaking my foot in pee. I am all for the natural cure for what ails but I gotta draw the line somewhere.

I'd heard about peeing on a jelly fish sting (but from the reliable source the sitcom Friends) And drinking urine? Ewwwwww.

With these low volume toilets nowadays there is really not that much water in the bowl...so you could...... just dip your toe into the toilet bowl after peeing. Done! You could do it every time ...and soon...no fungus!

I'm so with you, Tracie. And Mrs. Blogalot, I have not experimented with the all-powerful Vaseline enough, apparently. But I am willing to try just about anything over Urine Therapy. That's for dang sure.

Naomi, so far for me, I haven't met a rash or any other minor thing that the great and powerful vaseline couldn't cure. I would take it over urine any day.

This stuff makes gargling with a vinegar/salt water mixture and eating Vicks Vapo Rub look like spa treatments.

Very Bored in Catalunya--Pee of a virgin, huh? I wish I had seen that show. Sounds quite educational. Thanks for stopping by!!

I watched a TV show years ago that said that young boys fresh urine was brilliant for the skin, and the pee of a virgin was the most prized. For English readers it was that highly thought provoking show - This morning and Richard Madeley did actually drink some!

Heather, the truth is in principle I totally agree with you. I'm quite sure I have peed on my own feet any number of times. But the idea of collecting my own pee and then sitting around soaking in it...while my kids run wild and destroy the house and attempt to imitate me. This I just cannot fathom. I can only imagine the conversations that would ensue with my 5 year old. "Um Mami, what are you doing?" "Well, I'm sitting here soaking my feet in my own pee because pee soaking is supposed to be really healthy, you know." "Can I try?" "No." "Please?" " No." "Why not?" "Um probably because sooner or later my whole house will smell like an enormous litter box if I let that happen..I dunno...?" Help!!!!

you see, when you talking about peeing on your own foot i was thinking nah, i could do that, i'd rather that than toe fungus - i mean come on, anyone who has ever peed outside barefoot has peed on their own foot at some point, right? no? just me then? anyway...moving swiftly on...as i say I was all for that, but then you started talking about wiping it on your face...eeewww. Even i have standards!

Mwa, I'm with you on the will to live. If I had to do that every morning I think I would shrivel up and wither away. Urine therapy not for me. No way no how.

Daisy, thanks for sharing about your cleanse. I would not be against a cleanse that didn't make me crap myself all day long. I do enjoy a clean colon. And it sounds like you have a very smart naturopath. I love my homeopath so much, but it would be nice to have a good naturopath as well.

I think the idea with the whole urine application is the fungus will lose the will to live. Just a shame so will the one applying it.

haha you crack me up! I would never soak my toe in urine either, YUCK. I will say that back in highschool I had terrible acne and someone told me about the rubbing my face in my urine thing....I was tempted, but never did it haha. Buttttttt I do have to say that I was always against cleanses for the same reasons you listed, but my naturopath found me an AWESOME one that absolutely did not have me rushing to the bathroom. I think I had two BMS/day while on the cleanse. Mine actually wasn't taken to lose weight, it was more of trying to get my body on track to fighting allergies and asthma without tons of medication and steroids, and to help get my BMs back on a regular schedule. Plus, with the one I was on you could eat the whole time :) I felt better after than I had in a long time!

Wow, Jeanne. I had never heard of this being suggested in real life, just read about it on the Internet. You must go tot a very progressive grocery store. I can hardly imagine any checker at my local Walmart even imagining that as an option. That's good stuff. Thanks for sharing.

When Amelia was an infant, she had that infant acne. A checker at the grocery store suggested rubbing her face with he own urine. I just couldn't bring myself to do it, no matter how pure her "breast milk diet" urine was.

Penney, Yes. That is a great idea. I'm sure ice would do the trick. Or maybe I could put the whole thing in the blender and make a tasty smoothie. Mmmmmmm.

I'm sure you could put your pee in the fridge before you drank it every day. Maybe add an ice cube or two? =)

HELP!!! Stay away from my toe, Dina!!

Thanks for your support, Hear Mum Roar. Glad to know I'm not the only one grossed out by this.

Soak that toe, silly girl!!!!! Come here and I'll pee on it!!!! :P

I'm with you. I think it's a toilet thing!

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